10th Feb, Lunchbox

Breakfast: Bowl of Conflakes with cold semi-skimmed milk

The Walk to Work.

It was decidedly chilly this morning. Walking along the Taff Trail the home of Glamorgan Cricket Club looked a picture covered in white (see weather related sketch below).
The council parks van I saw yesterday reappeared ahead of me and I was right its number plates was T241 PNA.

A few ducks were out and about on the River Taff... the squirrels decided not to venture out.

The Lunchbox

2 rich tea biscuits
2 Lindt chocolates... these are amazing
4 ham and tomato sandwiches on granary bread
1 apple
1 satsuma
1 banana
1 Muller Light yoghurt cranberry and raspberry flavour
Small container of thinly sliced Kiwi Friuit.


How it went:

I opted for the Lindt chocolates at 11.20am, followed by the biscuits and the banana. I then had an apple, followed by the sandwiches and yoghurt. Left the remaining fruit until later in the afternoon

No Random Thought today, but something new

THE FRIDAY SKETCH

SCENE: Christmas morning and weather presenters Sian Lloyd (ITV network) and BBC Wales rival Derek Brockway, are around the ChristmasTree.

Sian (very excited): Oh Derek I love Christmas. Shall we open our presents?

Derek (looking extremely disinterested): Oh yeah Sian let's open the presents... I am so excited (sarcastic)

Sian: Okay Derek here is your present.

She kisses him on the cheek and passes him a nicely wrapped present. He opens it slowly

Derek (big-time sarcastic): Oh Sian this is what I always wanted.... The Complete Rainfall Charts for Capel Curig 1879 to 1927.

Looking disgusted he throws the book onto the settee

Sian: Okay Derek where is my present?

Derek (with a big smile on his face): Sian it's so big I had to leave it outside.

Sian (extremely excited): Oh Derek what can it be, a Porsche perhaps?

Derek opens the front door where the wind is howling, the temperature is minus 5 and the ground is covered in icy snow.

Sian: Oh Derek where is it, I cannot see it?

Derek kicks her sharply up the backside and she lands head first into the snow.

Derek (triumphant) : Happy Christmas Sian and enjoy your coldest Christmas on record!

Laughing hysterically he slams the front door.

If you haven't a clue who these two weather presenters are, please feel free to use any other presenters on this planet who you are familiar with.

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