June 16th lunchbox

BREAKFAST: Grandiose bowl of Branflakes with semi-skimmed cold milk.


THE Walk To Work
Down the Taff Trail and I came across a bicycle left on its side in the middle of the trail.
It looked pretty odd, but then a young woman, who I had passed earlier with her dog, turned back towards the bike, picked it up and cycled away.
Quite a few ducks were on the River Taff below.

Lunchbox
4 ham and tomato sandwiches on granary bread
1 banana
1 apple
1 peach.


I was in the laundrette so I didn't see a thing... I thought the gunfire was the dryer packing in

Sandwiches went first just after 11am, the fruit wasn't that far behind.

RANDOM THOUGHT


2039: Germany for the first time comes out fighting over the UK's continued obsession that they had "Won the War."
German Foreign Minister Dieter Von Trapp said, "Look we are so tired of this talk from you British all the time that you vun the war... my God it was a 100 years ago now and you are still all obsessed by it."
Speaking at a press conference outside No 10 Downing Street he continued, "If it was just Germany v England we would have hammered you, but you got all that help from those Americans and Russians and every other Tom, Dick and the Harry on this planet.
"So how about a one on one rematch to settle this issue once and for all?
He pauses for 30 seconds as the UK's Prime Minister looks nervously down at her feet with the world's press gathering around
Dieter gives out a huge grin, "Ha ha ha! You not find it funny? But what about your great sense of British humour?"

Funnily enough after this nobody in the UK ever makes fun of the Germans again.

Have a wunderbar weekend!