June 30th lunchbox

BREAKFAST: Exceedingly good bowl of 3 Weetabix with semi-skimmed milk


THE Walk to Work.

It was down the Taff Trail again...pictured below on the far right



It was extremely busy this morning with hundreds of Jehovah's Witnesses descending on the Millennium Stadium in the centre of Cardiff for their annual convention.

As always they were immaculately dressed and all looking remarkably at ease and happy sporting convention badges with the words: Deliverance At hand!

Unlike football, concert and rugby crowds to the stadium I am not anticipating they will turn the streets of the centre of Cardiff into a garbage dump.

Lunchbox
4 ham sandwiches on granary bread
1 apple
1 satsuma
2 digestive biscuits.

Tell us a good story, but make it snappy I'm starving!



Contents of the lunchbox were all gone by midday.


RANDOM THOUGHT


2020: Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is arrested for causing a terrible scene at his local Tesco supermarket after accusing the world's leading retailer of hiding Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction in its instore bakery.

Poor old Tony has to be restrained by security staff after pushing over a mountain of David Cameron own brand of baked beans and screaming at the top of his voice that the supermarket chain had been hiding the deadly weaponry for Saddam for the last 20 odd years.

Tony is sent to a health farm (nut house) in Lincolnshire, but the sad thing is that he is right, but nobody wants to give him the time of day... serves him right for telling too many porkies.

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Anonymous said…
Yes, those bags of "Tariq Aziz" boil in the bag basmati rice can certainly hide W.M.D's .
6:16 PM
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