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WORLD EXCLUSIVE!

Telecommunications billionaire Sir Terry Matthews has announced a $110m - Canadian bus fare - move into the emerging Voice Over Lunchbox (VoLB) sector, with his new business Lunchbox Networks.

Lunchbox Networks has been positioned to catch the latest “spread” in bleeding cut your finger edge lunchtime technology by creating a seamless global VoLB network.

The company’s technology has scalability, interoperability - and a few other geeky words nobody really understands - and oh yes, any Disney character of your choice. Lunchbox Networks will provide the first carrier to school class VoLB converged network compatible with both sushi and traditional sandwich boxes for tier one detention class vendors.

LunchBox Networks, which is headquartered in spotlessly clean canteens in Ontario and Chepstow (South Wales, UK) will next week announce its first carrier to school trials with Osaka High School, Japan and Hard Knocks Comprehensive in Newbridge (South Wales, UK).

Sir Terry said,“VoLB is the next big spread in lunchbox networking It is going to revolutionise the eating of lunch on this honking big planet. Anybody who thinks lunchboxes are for sissies, better watch out!
“There are now 700 million lunchboxes in China. I know this because last week I personally counted them."

Lunchbox Networks has a world class sandwich making management team with more than 50,000 sandwiches made between them, of which only 2 were not eaten [Simon Gibson made and ate all of his circa 25,000].

Sir Terry added, “VoLB is the most disruptive first mover advantage technology I have seen since breakfast. Talking of which I didn’t have any, so if you don’t mind I am ending this VoLB conference call to have a nice early lunch.”

To hear Terry in action click here

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hi Sion

Lunchbox Networks!
What's the exit strategy?
3:33 PM
Sion Barry said…
Not really sure as I'm not an investor.

However, it could be after jam sandwiches and a coffee cake, circa 2010.
7:42 PM
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