Lunchbox March 25th

A walk to work was my desire, but my gout conspired to leave me at the mercy of automobile transportation.

My day was taken up with property matters and a meeting with a very nice member of the Bank of England's Monetary Policy Committee.

RANDOM THOUGHT







Senor Fork: I want out Mr Knife. I want to go back to Sheffield

Mr Knife: Don't worry darling I can cut it by myself. The act has never been the same since you drove my beloved Miss Spoon away.

Senor Fork: Don't be such a drama Queen, she left because... oh what the hell I'm going to tell you.


Mr Knife: Well come on darling out with it.

Senor Fork: Because like you she's not steel, but plastic

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